...reasons why I did not get the job:
10. My mom and my wife called S. that they’re not happy if I got HQ job.
9. I wore the shoes that made me taller than P. when I appeared at the interview office.
8. I looked like a dork in suit.
7. The sun reflected from the window made my eyes sleepy while interviewed.
6. S. just wanted to practice interviewing for later position 23 and 25.
5. After practicing to be interviewed by P., my mouth was dry and I forgot to drink water.
4. When asked about my ability to write, I answered that I only know how to write jokes.
3. When asked about Economics, I answered that 5% raise in salary is not enough to cover Metro fare.
2. When asked about my best, I answered that I can play Sudoku.
1. HQ CAN’T SMELL MY STINKY FOOD DAILY!